I’ve added the Revlon photoshoot to the gallery photographed by Cliff Watts exclusively to Jessicaalba.net. Check out the pics below.

Jessica Alba is my girlfriend, but she doesn’t know it, don’t tell her. I wonder if she knows who I am, or am I just a legend in my mind. Does she ever come to this websight. I don’t know why, but I kept thinking about her yesterday, why, I had seen her on anything recently. Then later that night I dreamed about her and her father, I have never seen her father, does she even have one, or was she emacculately conceived, with no evil penis involved in the process of her conception. Maybe everything will remind me of her now. I really dig her. She will love me when I am a God, hopefully later today. That might sound insane to you, but if so it is because you are so ignorant of basic philosophy, and physics. I have definitely done my homework, I definitely know what I am talking about. See all the fools who have been stupid enough to question my genius on anything. See their intellectual corpses lying in my wake. No physicist would be stupid enough to debate me on my assertion that science is a lie, they know exactly how I would destroy them. God bless Jessica Alba, may she live forever. Julius, unofficial secret ruler of the world, it is a long boring story, soon to be official ruler of the world. Later. Jessica, I truly love you, I know you, you can’t hide from me, nobody, not even you is that great an actress. Don’t worry, I don’t have a stalker personality, I am to vain to be a stalker.

crazy.

she looks gorgeous